Oh my god

Oh my god

(Source: iraffiruse)

poetic:

is it just me or do you think it’d be helpful if they showed a model in the size you were looking for when you’re trying to shop online, like yes that looks great in size small but what about the other sizes 

Oh or what if there was a way to use a full body picture of yourself and see how the clothes look on you specifically? Kind of like a super realistic avatar creator.

(via ruinedchildhood)

"Make up is false advertising. Stop being so shallow. You shouldn’t spend so much time changing your appearance. It’s not natural."

Yeah cool I’m not naturally hairless either but I don’t hear you objecting every time I shave nearly half my body, you whiny little ass clown.

dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

I know twin guys and a friend of mine had sex with both of them (separately) and she said their dicks are identical. They even both have the same freckle in the exact same spot on top of the shaft. She said the only difference is how they use them.

(Source: chicken-nuggets-galore, via dutchster)

ohblainers:

If you ever think your parents are too hard on you just remember that Mufasa materialized as a cloud to tell Simba to get his shit together.

To be fair, Simba did give up being king to go eat bugs in the jungle with a pig and a fuckin gerbil

(via bowlofwilson)

cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

I once dreamt that I was naked and tied to the side of a ferris wheel while people shot flaming arrows at me.


You really want to be a part of that?

(via dutchster)

I mean no, not really. Boners don’t just happen in the morning. More specifically, boners happen during REM sleep. And you’re more likely to wake up at the end of a REM cycle (which occurs every 90 minutes while you’re asleep), sporting said boner, but not necessarily in the morning. Plus, healthy post-adolescent males can have anywhere between 11 and 19 boners a day. So boners aren’t really happening in waves. They’re surrounding you constantly.

I mean no, not really. Boners don’t just happen in the morning. More specifically, boners happen during REM sleep. And you’re more likely to wake up at the end of a REM cycle (which occurs every 90 minutes while you’re asleep), sporting said boner, but not necessarily in the morning. Plus, healthy post-adolescent males can have anywhere between 11 and 19 boners a day. So boners aren’t really happening in waves. They’re surrounding you constantly.

(Source: iraffiruse)

kierongillen:

Seal befriends woman sitting on the beach - Video

My preferred method of seduction

(Source: sizvideos, via bowlofwilson)

I thought this was a fucking diva cup

I thought this was a fucking diva cup

(Source: pugsessed, via thefrogman)