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mattblum:

newyrye:

Stripper in Clearwater, FLA showing the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to expose her vagina to the undercover cops that arrested her. The case was dimissed.

I almost never reblog but I had to for this.

mattblum:

newyrye:

Stripper in Clearwater, FLA showing the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to expose her vagina to the undercover cops that arrested her. The case was dimissed.

I almost never reblog but I had to for this.

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foxwmulder:

bree-backstage:

sizvideos:

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Just walk around smelling like vodka all the time.

using that shit as toner would dry your face out sooo badly

I’m not sure about the shampoo thing, but I know for everything else isopropyl rubbing alcohol works just as well

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dalasharaia:

oh.my.god

FUCK

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Actually yeah feminism is about equality but whatever

Actually yeah feminism is about equality but whatever

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Tags: semantics

princemikasaackerman:

skysquids:

lordandgodoftheobvious:

satanicdemona:

officialjeffgoldblum:

satanicdemona:

satanicdemona:

darnhomosexuals:

why the fuck does kimberly get less coffee
get rid of jeffrey and keep his mug

This is the perfect visual metaphor for heterosexuality.

I really can’t get over what a good metaphor this is.

they could’ve just made them square but that’d probably be too gay 

but then how would the dude be in the lady’s space, expropriating her value? D:

Guys, this is obviously literally meant as a metaphor for the depressingly common dynamics of most heterosexual relationships, and indeed of society in general.

the ‘hers’ cup only appears to have a normal shape when paired with the ‘his’ cup.  on its own, the cup would appear to be missing something.  why is heterosexuality so terrible?

This has to literally be a metaphor for heterosexual relationships. There is no way someone made such a perfect representation by accident.

princemikasaackerman:

skysquids:

lordandgodoftheobvious:

satanicdemona:

officialjeffgoldblum:

satanicdemona:

satanicdemona:

darnhomosexuals:

why the fuck does kimberly get less coffee

get rid of jeffrey and keep his mug

This is the perfect visual metaphor for heterosexuality.

I really can’t get over what a good metaphor this is.

they could’ve just made them square but that’d probably be too gay 

but then how would the dude be in the lady’s space, expropriating her value? D:

Guys, this is obviously literally meant as a metaphor for the depressingly common dynamics of most heterosexual relationships, and indeed of society in general.

the ‘hers’ cup only appears to have a normal shape when paired with the ‘his’ cup.  on its own, the cup would appear to be missing something.  why is heterosexuality so terrible?

This has to literally be a metaphor for heterosexual relationships. There is no way someone made such a perfect representation by accident.

(Source: initiallyyoutoo.com, via lgbtlaughs)

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thanatosprotocol said: I just now saw a post that said "Chris Pratt seems nice, someone please let me know if he's problematic" and I sighed. There we go with that problematic word again.

lord-kitschener:

I’m about to feel pleasant for, like, a second about a person! Quick somebody tell me even their slightest shortcoming so I can feel angry AND self-righteous!

Oh my god

Oh my god

(Source: iraffiruse)